- Baptized Catholics who live within the area bounded by Jarvis on the south Greenwood on the north, McCormick on the east and Kenton on the west. (This would include any gnomes or trolls living under trees on the southeast side of the golf course, but so far none have asked for Baptism or First Holy Communion.)
- Anyone who has registered in the parish and FAITHFULLY attends Sunday Mass here at St. Lambert’s.
- Anyone who has a genuine pastoral relationship with Deacon O’Leary or me.